The Existential Survey


The Existential Survey		UPCOMING EVENTS INSURGENT & ALCHEMIST April 18 - May 4 $12 Alchemist Theatre 2569 S Kinnickinnic INSURGENT AND ALAMO May 10 $10 Tenth Street Theatre (In Tandem) 628 N Tenth St INSURGENT THEATRE July 10-26 Alchemist Theatre 2569 S Kinnickinnic ELSEWHERE in MKE: The Gentleman's Hour Sundays, at The Alchemist FROM FTAM: 4/23 @ BorgWard: Trouble vs. Glue, E=MC Hammer, Mahogany Throttle 5/22 @ 6flags: Morally Grey, Climax Denial, Anal Hearse, Slow Owls, Sonic Typewriter 5/24 @ BorgWard: ASTRO, TV Pow, R(LD), Nummy, Mouths 5/29 @ BorgWard: Peter J Woods, This Specific Dream, Sea of Bones
Which would you prefer? A. A Calm Delusion B. An Honest Panic Which would you prefer? A. Freedom B. Order Which better describes your life? A. Kicking and Screaming B. Moaning and rotting What is The Truth? A. Tis Love, tis love, that makes the world go round. B. Pursuit of rational self interest makes the world go round. C. Gravity and other forces and described by the laws of physics make the world go round. What is the height of entertainment? (choose one) A. Sex B. Drugs C. Television True or False Life is a constant struggle always alternating between fighting and losing I can live without any kind of spirituality Everywhere you look for the truth is actually where you hide from it. Strictly enforcing arbitrary choices is good policy You are alone. Utterly alone. DEMOGRAPHIC INFORMATION Location Gender (1-10) Age Religious Affiliation: (Atheist/Other) Occupation Raison D’ Etre